What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder