What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU