What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.