How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.