What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.