What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.