What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.