What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.