Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.