Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...