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A high-jacker.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Baked Yazidi
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Because they heard it was radical!
He hates camping
because he had two Drumsticks.
Slim to nun.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
The High Five
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A: A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He bowled long hops !
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
When the judge threw the book at him.
A herpetrator.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
The front row of a Country concert
Pyrex
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
They haven't had a gig yet.
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Wannabee Wahhabi.
A: To turn the blinker off.
Coz their eyes opened.
