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A high-jacker.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Baked Yazidi
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Because they heard it was radical!
He hates camping
because he had two Drumsticks.
Slim to nun.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
The High Five
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A: A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He bowled long hops !
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
He stole her blanket.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Cut off their lips
Gravely voice) "Just ice."
Make it Wayne.
That he only has a 6 inch.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
The third degree.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
I am Root.
The Avengers Ensemble.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Four guys watching a football game.
