What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D