What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!