Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant