Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant