Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates