Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !