Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.