Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!