Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.