Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number