Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -