Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.