How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.