4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A what?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
None, because they can't change anything.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Flip it upside-down.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
By watching corn!
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second