What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.