What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.