What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens