What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.