Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*