Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.