Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!