Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.