Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.