What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.