What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.