What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.