What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison