What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.