What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl