What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.