What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.