What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!