What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw