What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!