Later.
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At tooth hurty.
Because they hang around the fungi.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
Schooner than later.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
When you can't.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Fall.
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Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Ten-ish.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
6:30...
It depends on the girl
Two thirty
The Marin-era
When you are ill, because they are sick
Tooth-hurty
A good time )
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When it goes cheep!
The Turkey Club
Tooth-Hurty
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
When the stores are open.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
When they're going cheap !
A: Anytime he wants to go.
Tooth hurty.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.
He wouldn't turn in his essay
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
He had trouble integrating
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
C P Arrr!
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.