What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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They don't believe in higher power.

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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!