Because there's a clock on the stove.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
An ambulance.
A jellybean.
The Ghanarena
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
It goes back four seconds!
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.