Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.