Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.