She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
A real hootenanny!
Take away their little brooms!
A pan. Duh!
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
He got the shakes instead.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Scrambled eggs =p
Scrambled egg
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.