What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!