What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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Why is the sky blue?

And how can we cheer it up

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'