What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'