What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."