How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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How old are your kids?

kids "

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !