How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.