How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.