How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.