What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.