What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill