What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.