What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill