Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.