What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.