What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "