What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first