Retrain Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.