Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!