Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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my pen is

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For the watch

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.