Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.