Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.