Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D