What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.