What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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With a DustBuster.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.