What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.