What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.