Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
With a pig pen.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Kids say the darnedest things.
They both know when you are sleeping.
They both love stoning women.