Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Tooth hurty.
Their victims never see them coming.
Smelling salts.
Piece of cake.