What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.