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pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Spring break!
LINE IT!"
Shout.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Short John Silver!
She was shouting for help.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
An argumentative ese
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Start shouting Jehovah.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Shout "Bingo!" before them
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Babe, it's a valve!"
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
A barbecue
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
To win dough.
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Allo-cate
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
An outlet
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
