Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers