Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!