Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!