What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears