What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.