What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears