What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..