Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.