Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.