Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.