Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...