Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh