Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.