Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?