Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter