What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Brooke Shields.

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Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears