British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

British Jokes More British Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.