British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's