British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.