How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...