How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.