What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.