What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.