What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.