What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...