What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread