His punches Neverland.
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Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because they Neverland
She peed her pants (read out loud)
They Neverland.
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Because he neverlands
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Dumb ones!
A: Depressed.
Cause all their pants are half-off
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
If the planes came from the outside.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
A self-awarewolf.
The HUGS boson!
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.