Neverland Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

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Harrison Ford

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How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

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The steaks have never been higher

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.