Neverland Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Pita Pan Jokes More Pita Pan Jokes

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast