His punches Neverland.
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Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because they Neverland
She peed her pants (read out loud)
They Neverland.
Pita Pan
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Because he neverlands
When the big hand touches the little one.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
The Baconator"
Wendy's is never frozen.
I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
James Bonding bah dun tss
He goes back 4 seconds.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
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The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
