Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.