Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!