What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee