What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.