What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.