What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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He saw stars.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

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A song called "My Corona"

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!