What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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A song called "My Corona"

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.