Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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because they pump-kin

Why does Washington DC stink?

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.