Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.