Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog