Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred