Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.