Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.