Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."