Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.