Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.