How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.