How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!