How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.